1. How old are you?
- mentally, 12
2. Fitness level on a scale of 1-10
- 5 with a normal headwind
3. Cycling skill, 1-10
- able to dodge geese & distracted drivers, so a strong 7
4. Typical riding conditions?
- Hardly ever ideal
5. What sort of riding your bike is best suited to? What's the geometry designed for?
-Best fit for the unfit. A blob.
6. What would you change about your bike?
-The big dummy riding it.
7. Do you bike for fitness rides? Commuting? Joy rides? Do you drive or rely on your bike for everything?
-Fitting in the joy rides of commuting everywhere the land has pavement.
8. Do you focus on any sort of specific excersises in accessory to cycling? How does it improve your performance?
-Focus on the music. Improves the ignoring abilities of life.
9. How often do you partake in long distance rides?
-Depends, how much stamina the dog chasing me has vs the nearest EMT.
10. Do you perform your own maintenance?
-I do wipe my own butt.
11. How does cycling impact your nutrition?
-The more I exert the more I'll poop & that means i more hungee.
12. Is cycling more cardiovascular or muscular hypertrophy based, in your opinion?
-My legs say muscles, my BPM says cardio.
13. Do you have more than one bike?
-does a 1/2 count?
14. How does cycling help you cope with stress, depression, etc?
-Once I am done with a ride, I realize geese still suck, although the mind is more clear.
15. Do you ride in the rain, cold weather?
-Never by choice, but I don't pay the weatherman's wages.
16. How cycling friendly is the area where you live? Accessibility to paved trails? Gravel? Singletrack?
-I'll assume the honking horns & bottles thrown my way are signs of cheers & excitment.
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