Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
What if you were to plow into a crowd of peds with arms open wide? Kinda like crowd surfing but on a different vector. Ped BAGS!!!! Coming to a soft cushy stop, and as you spread the love of your group hugs no one ped is lucky enough to recieve the full power of your hug. That way both you and your ride should be fine.

That only works for farmer's markets...and giant Buicks.