Originally Posted by NoF3ar
Im going to take that as a grain of salt and let of slide right off my arse.
Warning: when attempting to mix metaphors (not usually a good idea) it's important to understand the metaphors in the first place.
You didn't succeed in mixing those poor metaphors but you did murder them.
Your comments about the guy's xmart bike are akin to a guy in a Pinto bagging on someone's Yugo.