You know that you are truly suffering with Coach Troy when you start mocking him. My wife will walk into the room and I am swearing at the screen. Sometimes 90 seconds can be forever!
On the other hand, what you have to love/hate about him is that he could jump on the bike and utterly kick your a$$. If you want to read something interesting, read his last attempt at the Ironman. He went out to fast and paid the price and spent the rest of the race in survival mode.