It has a lot of what I want:

1) Cheap, ideally $500 or so
2) Brand new, I'm not into wrenching
3) SS/Fixie flip-flop capable
4) Front and rear brake capable

The only other bikes that I know that compare are the Bianchi San Jose (hate the paint job) and the IRO Rob Roy (nice, but those seatstays give me the heebie jeebies), but both are in the $600 range. The Langster has a better paint job, but it's way too expensive.