Scanned through the first 1000 bikes posted over the w/e on Seattle's Craigslist this slow Monday (rainy) morning.
Nothing interested me.
I must be getting old.

edit:
Rides less than 40mi = shaming? As an alive Grandpa who rides ~35 miles roundtrip to visit daughter/grandaughter for a day, if you have to ride 40miles minimum maybe you need more multi-generational family time to distract. Or if I'm wrong, then Shame on Me, but family time is as good as ride time, on my cycling calendar.