Originally Posted by Reflector Guy

So yesterday after work, I decided to put Larry's technique into practice (I left my shirt on though). I "raced" some little kids on mountain bikes, a couple girls riding along while using their phones, an old guy headed to the liquor store, four or five families out for an evening ride around the neighborhood, a lady on a beach cruiser, a kid riding with his tennis racquet strapped to his bike, and a few other random cyclists. Too easy.... It was like taking candy from a baby! I beat them all!

Seems like a hollow victory however. Maybe I should have let one or two of them win? Maybe they were intimidated by my kit and my Italian-brand-name bicycle? I don't think any of them really wanted to race.