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Old 08-10-21, 02:10 PM
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Mojo31
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Originally Posted by roadsnakes
SE

Yes, True.

BUT

I`m pushing 70, and sometimes when it`s really hot wearing my bike shorts and I`m drenched with sweat, OR when it`s 15degrees and I wearing my winter cycling tights, I come across a babe in a car at a stoplight.
Driving the car is her husband or boy friend.
He`s smoking a cigarette, and has a big pot belly.
She looks at me, then at him.
At that point,......................... for a brief couple of seconds,........................ I feel sexy!
Lol. You're only fooling yourself!

She's really looking at the spat of sealant on your rear end from that last puncture, and wondering why in the hell you don't go home and change.

Sexy ends at age 30, maybe 40 in exceptional cases. After that it's all smoke and mirrors.

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