This hasn't been mentioned, so I'll just throw it out there. What about building up the Trek with the full Campy, something really pretty, and lure potential thieves into a perfect trap. A dart gun, detention center, and maybe an assistant or two will be needed. Kidnap a few, interrogate, and torture. She could later write her capstone course thesis on this highly unique project, which could fit in a number of disciplines, from psychology to political science.