Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
I heard Bloomberg ordered the streets to be cleared and Smolka is going to shower us with candy and tickertape as we pass through times square.
I heard that too! except they're going to do it all surprise-party, and they're going to have big hoses like they use for tear gas, and the netting, but then the netting will be made out of pie and the hoses will spray Sparks and the police van recording things will play Hey Ya!