I finally realized why winners weren't chosen every year. Going through 600+ posts takes a bit of time. Sorry if I missed any entries but I was zipping through them.
Here are 2021's official winners.
The nicest to the judge and attempt to keep the red bike as found til he didn't award goes to....
hazetguy
The clunkiest Clunker and thriftiest cheapskate award or that Araya BSO and that pink thing goes to....
Oldsledz
The most ridiculous seatpost bodge and most work for least gain award with his Peugeot goes to...
tyler_fred
The quietest in and out with fewest posts entry award with his Schwinn goes to...
rgvg
The overpaid the most award with that lovely Rampar goes to...
BFisher
The most enthusiastic and most entries by the least initally willing award with his herd of bikes goes to...
rustystrings61
The ugliest shifter hack award on his otherwise beautiful super course goes to...
darnet
The blood price with the hacked up hand goes to...
philpeugeot
The nicest takara from the least nicest takara award goes to...
Andy_K
The nicest actual bike by complete subjective opinion and a penchant for abused French bikes award goes to...
ollo_ollo
The most work for giving up award goes to...
Mr. 66
The least sustained entry award goes to...
RiddleOfSteel
The I forget how it ended award goes to...
jdawginsc
The almost finished orange bike of questionable decision making goes to...
non-fixie
The Raleigh in my size and lover of ice bags award goes to...
gugie