I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT SOMEONE! I immediately hit the local bike trail in an attempt to locate this guy. I live near Seaside (CA.) and was wondering why I had never seen this guy before. Then someone pointed out to me that there is a "Seaside" in Oregon, (hence the reference to Portland, unless they meant Portland Maine) So I've stopped looking for him, but still haven't stopped LAUGHING!!!!!!
Also can't believe he doesn't already have "better weed", as he isn't too far from the famed "Emerald Triangle".
Funniest post I've ever read!
"Happy" riding to all,
Dr.D