Originally Posted by
bowwow
I don't like getting my hands dirty.
Originally Posted by
bowwow
Dirty hands are not a problem
Originally Posted by
bowwow
Bicycle repair on the side of the road is dirty business, especially if one must touch the chain
Originally Posted by
bowwow
as long as I don't have to touch those filthy tires
Maybe you should rehearse your schtick a few times before your next performance.