No, don't be silly - I didn't buy another bike (but I probably should've, huh?) - but I did discover this interesting one in my local park. I and everyone else has been ignoring the two-wheeled conveyance because it was as nondescript as could be, covered in black electrical and silver duct tape.
Somebody curious finally decided to unwrap it:
Somebody spent some time on that, huh? What an interesting and creative surprise under all the blah
You can see more pics in my Flickr; I've only posted a smidgen here - see my sig for link.
DD