Dude ... I am laughing at YOU right now.

Untwist your panties if you find they are cutting off blood flow or causing other discomfort.

I have seen you get into numerous petty urinating matches here ... you cannot claim the moral high ground in a septic tank and be surprised no one wants to jump ion and worship you.

Some days you just need a good bowel movement or something .... instead you come here and decide to tell everyone else how great you are. We tolerate it, are sometimes mildly amused and sometimes mildly frustrated, because when you finally get whatever it6 is you need or get whatever was bothering you out of your system, you have a lot of good stuff to say.