I'm pretty sure by those standards kids flipping burgers at Mcdonalds would also fall under the law of armed combat.

1. manager
2. corporate rules
3. see two
4. those spatulas can be pretty damn sharp
5. dorky hats and matching shirts

Whether this indicates that the law of armed combat is throwing a net far too wide or not is up for debate. I think you could classify anyone stuck in menial labour positions as "combatants" in the war of class. However, I've never heard of the law of armed combat so I could be missing the point completely here...