You beat me to it, Doctor!

Here's the Numbskull Potential Craigslist Bicycle Buyer Of The Day - recieved this inquiry today, as I have two bikes on Craigslist right now:

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hey man whets the truth about this bike. Its nice I would just like to know whets wrong with it

Name Removed
South East Sales Rep
575 Denim/ jeanius corp.
Cell# ***-***-****
820 Ocean Drive #307
Miami, Fl 33139

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Mind you, I advertise all my bikes as being "professionally serviced, tested, and ready to ride."

The nerve.

I seriously doubt the longevity of this individual's job as a sales rep.

-Kurt