Originally Posted by
cyccommute
How many eyes have you lost? And if you manage to poke a quick release lever into your eye, you probably have bigger problems to deal with.
I'm thinking that the winking emoticon might have clued one into this being a seasonally relevant, tongue in cheek reference.
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