Originally Posted by
RiddleOfSteel
Thankfully never had this happen, but I've pulled rookie repair/build moves before!

Believe it or not, I saw a tandem stoker break the crank off the axle at the T-Town, PA velodrome. You could head the metal snap and then the chainring clinking along the track surface as the mixed team coasted down the back stretch and into the far turn to get back to the line.