It's ****ing impossible to get ahold of a real ****ing person at UPS. Grrrr....

My Mark V is listed as scheduled to be delivered today, and when I track it, it says that it's on the truck for delivery. Unfortunatley I don't know when the mother is supposed to get here. I called in sick to work today so I would be available to sign for it when it came, but I'm going stir crazy being cooped up in the house.

Does anyone know if I can put a note on my front door asking the UPS guy to just drop the box off on the side porch? Do I have to be present to sign for the box? Dammit. UPS doesn't even list a customer support number that I can call to verify what I"m supposed to do. If any of you guys have any tips, let me know, I want to hit the gym and run some errands, but instead I'm sitting here holding my ****ing cock.