well, hello dere!
and welcome to the forum!

congradulations!
it's not often a new troll can manage to hit so many hot buttons items in the very first post.
they usually start off discussing normal bike stuff before going full on flat earf' reptiliod fantasy.

impressive.
but you forgot one thing.
what about entertainment in the evenings when you're sitting around
the bonfire? i'd suggest some soothing accordion music......