Originally Posted by
sovende
And just how was anyone going to be able to deduce THAT tidbit from the narrative and/or photo in the OP?

Alas, case not closed, eh?
OP was remiss in not including a full list of all things that were not near the location in the narrative. I'll start:
No
1) Wombat specialist veterinarian clinic.
2) Blood bank/pus bank
3) Jewish Space Laser
4) Hell mouth
5) The Barney Fife Museum
6) The childhood home of the red M&M
7) Lance Armstrong's Buried Medicine Cabinet of Horrors
8) chain smoker
9) guy named Link
10) tarantula meat concession stand