If there was a helmet over the toque, that was definitely me. And also if it's possible that you mistook my really teeny tiny chop n' flops for a flat bar with stubby bar ends, which it does look like if my hands are on the horn parts. If not, well, I guess I have foot-in-mouth. I feel like I'm involved in a Craiglist "missed connections" ad. But my bike is indeed black and clean, regardless. Pretty little thing.