Originally Posted by
LarrySellerz
The food chain: where do you stand in the system
1. Scooters
2. Roadies with shaved legs
3. Proper rapid single speeds (real men, messengers, tarty shiny fixies)
4. Roadies with hairy legs
5. Faux single speeds (fakenegers, dirty/dysfunctional bikes, silly egg beater gear)
6. Touring bikes (mud gaurds)
7. "fast hybrids"
8. MTBs on skinnies
9. MTB on knobbies
10. Bromptoms/collapsing bikes
11. MTB full sus on knobbies
12. shoppers
13. shoppers whicker basket
14. electric bikes
If you can scalp someone higher up on the food chain then you get a point
That list is like the points list for Quidditch - it’s all meaningless because the ultimate winner is the one who catches the Golden Snitch, I.e. the half-full bottle of vodka from a dumpster.