You May be a Redneck Pickup Truck Jockey if:

1. You honk at cyclists for fun.
2. You throw your empty beer bottles at road signs you pass while honking at cyclists for fun.
3. You forget to slow down for that corner up the lane and hit a tree (usually backwards.)
4. You can tell you're parked in a level spot because the saliva dribbles in equal amounts out both corners of your toothless, stinky mouth you gun-toting hic.

Not that I personally have anything against them

-M