I am at the C&V Forum, am I not?
If so, I am ASHAMED of you, ALL of you!
Campagnolo Nuovo Record is the ONLY answer (front and rear).
I have a Cyclone sitting in a box. I have a Deore XT, also sitting in a box.
I use the Nuovo Record every ride. It shifts a Regina Oro chain across a 5 speed freewheel.