Lots of good fell-over-while-standing-still stories here. Only thing I can add is that I actually managed to break my wrist doing it. Busy intersection in Pasadena, too slow to unclip, and I did a perfect Artie Johnson to the right. Tried to break my fall by sticking my hand out (dumb), and fractured my wrist. The damn thing was in a cast for six weeks. I did learn that when you ask for directions to the nearest hospital with a look of intense pain on your face, people tend to be pretty helpful!