Originally Posted by
thumpism
What you need to do is find its exact location and loop ever closer to it on successive commutes until you just can't stand it anymore. Consider it a test of your resolve. We're on your side.
My LBS has it's male counterpart in my size and about the same condition for the same money. I'm struggling even harder on that one since I've actually laid hands on it but I currently have 8 active bike projects in various stages with many more waiting to be done. I'd love to have the 'his n hers' set but my wife would absolutely lose it if I brought either one home and I wouldn't blame her.
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