Wait a minute, folks...you are missing the point!
You have a little ache, and you want to improve your performance instantly, so you take a pill!
Loosing a little hair? Simple, take a pill!
Overweight? Yup, a little pill will fix you up!
Gotta cold? We got your pill!
What are you people? Common sense advocates who properly use medications? The kind of people who would actually pay attention to their bodies, and treat it with a little respect?
Oh, wait a minute! This is Bike Forums...never mind!