Originally Posted by
big john
The first line was sort of a joke. I don't have a phone, so I wouldn't include it in my thinking about weight. I know, it's unbelievable but I've resisted against all manner of ridicule until friends and family have about given up. Maybe I'll get one and then the cycle will start over. Of course, then I would be expected to answer the damn thing.
Maybe you didn't get the memo. People don't actually answer voice calls on their cell phones any more.
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