Originally Posted by
veganbikes
Sure I am happy to partner up. PM me with a video of your handshake (just to make sure it is hearty enough) and let's make them a serious offer. They can't say no to two dedicated enthusiasts who will see that brand towards record profits. I have ideas that will sky rocket them to the moon and back with enough fuel leftover for a whole second trip.
Just to let you know that the video handshake is not binding in any state, and would suggest that you use a scan of your pinky swear instead.
I'd also to advise you to sweeten the offer with a pizza (no pineapple) and a six pack. And a 3-box assortment of Girl Scout cookies,