Kablamm!
http://www.workcycles.com/Products/A...ansportHD.html
You're right though ILTB, I'm thinking a trip to china is in order, strictly so I can pick up a cheap upright. There's a place here in Calgary that sells dutch-style bikes, but they're charging something like C$1300, which is pretty ridiculous. In Leiden, I saw the same bike for 200-300 euros.