Originally Posted by
Robvolz
lawn mower shed is the answer.
Except when the wife says:
"Honey, you have been working so hard the last two weeks. Here is a glass of Merlot. Just put your feet up, and I'll go mow the lawn. "
"NO!" NO! I'll do it now! I'm not tired! ...and besides, Merlot is the section 8 of Viniculture!"