Originally Posted by roadcrankr

Careful what you wish for, AdventureMan. Invariably, a newcomer's first post includes one of the following:
1. Let me know the value of my old Ross bike, rusty chain and disintegrated tires and all.
2. My bike squeaks every fourth pedal stroke. Help!
3. Can anybody identify this vintage racing frame? It only weighs ten pounds.
4. The local bike shop wants to charge me some astronomical sum to repair my ____________. (Fill in blank)
5. Does Walmart sell good bikes?

Probably missed some good ones.