So another option I'm considering is just buying a used bike that already has some decent carbon wheels, swapping them out for a spare set of alloy wheels that came with my Shiv, and then selling the bike.
Here's a decent example
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/bik/...726659106.html
Not saying this exact one (I would be too tempted to keep it) but maybe talk the seller down to $1k, swap out those wheels and then put it back on CL for $500-600. Somebody gets a solid bike for a good price and I get the wheels I want.
Tempting.