I already got too much around my waist!
It was a sweltering hot day about 20 years ago on my first RAGBRAI, where I last wore a Fanny pack. I probably sweated 5# off that day and noticed my Fanny pack constantly getting looser due to that. Finally at a poorly timed moment going uphill, it slid down to my legs making pedaling impossible. I toppled over like a tree. Someone yelled “TIMBER!”
never again…