Originally Posted by
shelbyfv
OK, you've convinced me. If I wear a helmet I'll die on the bike. Or is that off the bike?

This is actually a serious topic, and one that effects everyone who rides in public. It is likely beyond your comprehension, as you demonstrated, but given that it is germane to the forum charter, perhaps you can ruminate on Twain's advice regarding fools and silence before continuing to waste our time?