Chris,
man I don't know what to say.
but never at a loss for words I'll try.

You want an old Trek? (roadie) I could ship it over.
its a 21 inch, 670 all campy nuovo record.


Sars would be too kind of way to die for scum like that,
I'm putting my vote in for Ebola, or maybe funnel Spider
bite.

I have this really funny Australia e-mail I got but don't
feel like posting it now.