Well at least it’s not Thru-Skewers.
Like we needed another propitiatory standard to hold wheels on a bike.
I had to hunt a NOS Trek FX4 for the wife, just to avoid Thru-Skrewups.

I’ve got thru-axles. (including RATs, don’t get me started on RATs)
I’ve got skewers
I’ve even got nuts

……..deep breath, hold it, let it out,

OK, I’m fine now.

What were we talking about?

Barry

(yes, obvious pun intended)