Originally Posted by phughes

Don't bet on it.

Here is a tentative list of the threads he may post whilst riding:

What should I eat for breakfast?

What should I eat for lunch?

What should I eat for dinner?

How many time on average should my right foot circle the bottom bracket in an hour?

Why am I doing this?

Do you button up your jacket when you are cold?

Exactly where should my hands be on the top of the handlebar?

How many times should I refill my water bottle?

Is it normal for my chain to get dirty?

Should I wax my chain?

Can I use the wax I melted for my chain to wax my legs?

Should I shave my legs?

How do you open the door to your hotel room after a long day of riding your bike? Right hand or left hand?

Should I be breathing through my nose while riding?

What do you do about bugs on your fork?

Etc...