So under the auspices of "this thread is worthless without pics", I present to you the Cervelo in question. My research shows it's a 2011 P2.
The wheels on it in this shot are a new-to-me set of Reynolds 41mm carbon wheels I picked up yesterday for an extremely good price. As it sits, even with the wheels, replacing the fork and other maintenance/upgrades I've done to it, I'm into this bike for just a bit over $1000.