So when are you going to get a nice bike?

Your having to suffer with the poor quality of your current collection rends at all our hearts.

Then again, I'm the guy who has owned his 50-year-old road frame for 42 years and when presented with he opportunity to purchase another one at screaming-deal prices says "no, mine's not broken yet."

Enjoy your (first) retirement, make sure your future employers treat you well or at least make it worth your time, and may you find the exact correct number of bicycles. (and when you do, let everyone else know the secret).