Originally Posted by
Polaris OBark
This is the reason I always put a bomb in my suitcase when flying. The probability of their being two separate, unrelated bombs on an airplane is vanishingly small.
I once bought an old house, and then discovered that it had been heavily damaged in a tornado in 1930. "Great!", I said, "this house is pre-disastered! What are the odds of it getting hit by TWO tornadoes?"