Originally Posted by
MarcusT
I asked on of my southern friends and they said "duct tape and balin' wire"
It would get you home, except for the seatpost moment loads; For that I would take something with no stretch, like safety wiring or ultra-high-strength line, loop around the head tube then cross under the top tube, then over it and back to the top of the seat post, tie a trucker hitch to get plenty of tension, and that'll get you home. I've MacGyvered worse on military vehicles.