Originally Posted by
Thulsadoom
I took a good long ride this morning and have been suffering charlie horses every time I try to get out of this chair. I find that the best remedy is prolonged cursing and scrunching my face like this .
In a variation of Jens Voight's
shut up legs, I use extreme profanity to tell them I'm not doing anything for them so they might as well quit. Works at least as well as pickle juice, and is way more fun.