So this, plus the deafening silence from the rest of the crowd, says "Not Hot." But since it isn't not hot enough to get the real Not Hot treatment like some others, I wonder -- can an aging Zertz-equipped bike become hot again? ...or is it now a middle-aged showgirl, passable but forever consigned to the background?

I can envision carbon stem, modern rims, probably black tape because there's just too much white right now. The chainring is ugly AF for sure. Curious what others see.