2 pages and no mention of the Surly Krampus?

Aggressive, steel, rigid, ability to run plus size tires, boost, compatible with big brakes, able to accept a big ol fork if you ever want to.

It probably weighs more than my car. Surly considers this a feature.

If I were to buy a Surly, this would be it. The only thing I’d change would be to add a dropper.

https://surlybikes.com/products/krampus-rigid

You could run this everywhere from the bar, to the bike park, and even black trails faster than you probably would expect.