Hey Now! I resemble that remark! I bought a set of bike tools at my local pawn shop for around $20 made by Ascent but there are plenty of others like it on flea bay etc. The kit has most common tools needed for bike maintenance and even though not professional grade they do work. I use the Freehub tool and bottom bracket tool the most, but the crank arm remover works like the Campy model. Here are a few pictures showing the kit contents. Smiles, MH

The kit is self contained and is about 12" by 15". It lays in the top drawer of the carport tool box and gets used a lot during the summer months.

The contents: lever arm for crank removal tool, pin spanner, pedal wrench adjustable wrench, chain tool, and needle nose pliers.

Chain whip, headset/bottom bracket wrench, Allen wrenches, cone wrenches (2), Shimano cassette lockring tool, crank removal tool, and Bottom bracket tool.
An inexpensive set but is a way for a lot of tools to be found on the cheap and all in a self contained unit. Great starter set and can be upgraded a bit at a time when needed.