Originally Posted by
groovestew
...This is the second time I've been hit with food in my own driveway.
Even in context I think this is one of the funniest sentences I've read on bikeforums...or anywhere!
For the record, I've only had birds drop poop on me...twice...and both times on bikes. The first was in 1971 when I was 9. I was just given my brother's Schwinn Stingray and the second I reached up to grab the hi-riser bars a bird pooped on my hand. The second time was on my arm, sometimes in the last 30 years...but I can;t quite remember now.