Here's one that's more notorious than Ingrid Bergman and Cary Grant.





Makes you wonder how a non-tapered crank that was only fitted on a Viscount with a proprietary press-fit bottom bracket is somehow sitting on a conventional square tapered spindle.

"TORQUE IT SOME MORE, TONY! USE THE IMPACT!"

The shop also tried to tell me it was worth three grand and had Campagnolo Super Record on it (when everything else clearly said Zeus 2001. I left after that.

-Kurt